• Lionel: sometimes i hate the way you act when you're tipsy
  • Samantha: why? because i pee in random places? is that why??? i'll stop!
  • Lionel: idk, you're always walking all over the place, and you can't stay at one spot for a second. you go up to me, hug me, then leave
  • Samantha: why cant you walk around with me? i have to burn off the alcohol calories
  • Lionel: i do but you keep going
  • Samantha: like the energizer bunny?
  • Lionel: -_-
  • >: [ not funny!