- Lionel: sometimes i hate the way you act when you're tipsy
- Samantha: why? because i pee in random places? is that why??? i'll stop!
- Lionel: idk, you're always walking all over the place, and you can't stay at one spot for a second. you go up to me, hug me, then leave
- Samantha: why cant you walk around with me? i have to burn off the alcohol calories
- Lionel: i do but you keep going
- Samantha: like the energizer bunny?
- Lionel: -_-
- >: [ not funny!